{"id":10045,"date":"2026-03-16T13:18:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T03:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=10045"},"modified":"2026-03-16T13:18:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T03:18:18","slug":"wheres-my-app-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wheres-my-app-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"WHERE’S MY APP? — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

WHERE’S MY APP? <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

09-29-2020<\/p>\n

Apple, Apple, you are so liberal,
\nWhy do you treat us in this way?
\nThis is clearly a political ploy,
\nPlease approve our app right away.<\/p>\n

Just don’t even think for a minute,
\nWe’re not stupid, we know your game,
\nPlaying favorites is not your style,
\nTreat all app developers the same.<\/p>\n

It’s been weeks since we submitted,
\nYet a green light has not yet come,
\nMeanwhile other apps are approved,
\nFor us, when will you roll the drum?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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