{"id":10048,"date":"2026-04-07T20:59:58","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T10:59:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=10048"},"modified":"2026-04-07T20:59:58","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T10:59:58","slug":"wheres-your-head-fred-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wheres-your-head-fred-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"WHERE’S YOUR HEAD, FRED? — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

WHERE’S YOUR HEAD, FRED?<\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

01-06-2017<\/p>\n

Once there was a slimeball,
\nWho went by the name of Fred,
\nHe stayed up half the night,
\nInventing gossip in his bed.<\/p>\n

His tongue was just so nasty,
\nHe filled everyone with dread,
\nNow one thing was for certain,
\nYou never forgot a word he said.<\/p>\n

People finally grew so tired,
\nThey just wanted that man dead,
\nThe judge agreed right quickly,
\nAnd that villain lost his head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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