{"id":15299,"date":"2026-03-16T17:13:06","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T07:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=15299"},"modified":"2026-03-16T17:13:06","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T07:13:06","slug":"canned-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/canned-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"CANNED! — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

CANNED!<\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

04-21-2023<\/p>\n

So, tell me, hey man,
\nAre you in their can?
\nI mean shadow ban,
\nOh what a nasty plan.<\/p>\n

No sir, I am not a fan,
\nAnd that is why I ran,
\nI don\u2019t like their clan,
\nHated since I began.<\/p>\n

An oppressive band,
\nWho just tie my hand,
\nWon\u2019t let me expand,
\nSince I\u2019m not a brand.<\/p>\n

They see me as bland,
\nSay I\u2019m not in demand,
\nSo then I took a stand,
\nAnd thus I got canned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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