{"id":17868,"date":"2026-03-16T09:24:38","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T23:24:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=17868"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:24:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T23:24:38","slug":"bovine-excrement-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/bovine-excrement-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"BOVINE EXCREMENT — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

BOVINE EXCREMENT<\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

10-17-2023<\/p>\n

It is all really bovine excrement,
\nEvery time there is an incident.
\nI\u2019ll just be sleeping in my bed,
\nWaking up my account is dead.<\/p>\n

I’m now restricted by some bot,
\nIt’s total nonsense, yes total rot.
\nNot even human, surely not fair,
\nI so feel like pulling out my hair.<\/p>\n

There’s no way to even appeal,
\nI am getting such a raw deal.
\nThey\u2019re now demanding my ID,
\nWhy won’t they just let me be?<\/p>\n

I am sick of this discrimination,
\nI need a permanent vacation!
\nYou can\u2019t win with these jerks,
\nDo as they say or adios perks.<\/p>\n

So I sit staring at this screen,
\nHow I really want to scream!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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