{"id":19145,"date":"2026-03-16T13:52:58","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T03:52:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=19145"},"modified":"2026-03-16T13:52:58","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T03:52:58","slug":"mars-petition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/mars-petition\/","title":{"rendered":"Quirky Bill — Mars Petition"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill<\/p>\n

P E T I T I O N<\/p>\n

We, the undersigned, hereby request that upon completion of the first Mars colony by Elon Musk and SpaceX, that all parties listed herein be given automatic citizenship & permanent residency in said habitat with no possibility of return to Earth.<\/p>\n

Animal abusers
\nAntichrist reprobates
\nChild abusers
\nDrug traffickers
\nEarth destroyers
\nHuman traffickers
\nMuslim radicals
\nSexual deviants
\nWarmongers
\nWhining liberals<\/p>\n

Add other parties in the comments.<\/p>\n

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