{"id":27038,"date":"2026-03-16T11:15:55","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T01:15:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=27038"},"modified":"2026-03-16T11:15:55","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T01:15:55","slug":"quirky-bill-beware-of-culicidae-zelenskyy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/quirky-bill-beware-of-culicidae-zelenskyy\/","title":{"rendered":"Quirky Bill — Beware of Culicidae Zelenskyy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill<\/p>\n

BONUS: Listen to my 2023 original song “Ukraine Rain” here:<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry\/ukraine-rain.html<\/a><\/p>\n

Culicidae Zelenskyy – Native to the east European country of Ukraine, this member of the mosquito family has a rather unusual diet. Rather than feed on the blood of mammals, or on various plant nectars, this parasite survives by sucking up vast quantities of money, particularly dollars from the USA.<\/p>\n

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