{"id":27045,"date":"2026-04-06T18:38:16","date_gmt":"2026-04-06T08:38:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=27045"},"modified":"2026-04-06T18:38:16","modified_gmt":"2026-04-06T08:38:16","slug":"quirky-bill-disconnected-computer-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/quirky-bill-disconnected-computer-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Quirky Bill &#8212; Disconnected Computer Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-42578\" src=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/disconnected-computer-joke-optimized.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1000\" height=\"1350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/disconnected-computer-joke-optimized.png 1000w, https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/disconnected-computer-joke-optimized-516x696.png 516w, https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/08\/disconnected-computer-joke-optimized-768x1037.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill<\/p>\n<p>SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER?<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes, the solutions to life\u2019s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt will be so easy for you, Grandpa. You will learn to use it in no time at all so we can video chat\u201d they insisted. Bah, hambug! Why doesn\u2019t that darn thing even work?!<\/p>\n<p>\ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude06 \ud83d\ude00 \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER? Sometimes, the solutions to life\u2019s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them. \u201cIt will be so easy for you, Grandpa. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/quirky-bill-disconnected-computer-joke\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4772,5270],"tags":[20,8612,6302,6300,2177,6290,6289,6291,6315,6285,6303,6301],"class_list":["post-27045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-posts","category-humor","tag-bill-kochman","tag-computer-unplugged","tag-disconnected","tag-disconnected-computer","tag-elderly","tag-funny","tag-humor","tag-humorous","tag-joke","tag-quirky-bill","tag-unplugged","tag-unplugged-computer"],"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27045"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42579,"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27045\/revisions\/42579"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}