{"id":27134,"date":"2026-03-16T09:29:38","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T23:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=27134"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:29:38","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T23:29:38","slug":"office-incident-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/office-incident-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"OFFICE INCIDENT — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

OFFICE INCIDENT <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

08-16-2024<\/p>\n

The other day I saw something lewd,
\nOh yeah, man, it was just really crude.
\nI was in the lunchroom where I work,
\nWhen a young couple began to twerk,<\/p>\n

Now I’d never seen such dance before,
\nDude, I almost fell right on that floor.
\nSexual girations and other nasty stuff,
\nI finally decided that I\u2019d seen enough.<\/p>\n

So I said something, it did not go well,
\nThe guy glared and said “Go to hell!”
\nThen his girlfriend called me a jerk,
\nWell, that did it, and I went berserk.<\/p>\n

Grabbed the radio, took out the plug,
\nThe folks thought I was on some drug.
\nNext thing I know the security came,
\nAnd everyone agreed I was to blame.<\/p>\n

So now here I sit in this dirty jail cell,
\nMan, quite frankly I\u2019m not feeling well.
\nYou see down the hall within my view,
\nI see people dancing, a couple or two.<\/p>\n

Yes, you guessed it, need I say more?
\nLook out twerkers, this so means war!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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