{"id":2905,"date":"2026-04-17T14:26:57","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T04:26:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=2905"},"modified":"2026-04-17T14:26:57","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T04:26:57","slug":"iphones-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/iphones-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"iPHONES — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

iPHONES <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

03-14-2015<\/p>\n

Girls & boys, with their little toys,
\nAt a tiny screen they love to stare,
\nIt’s so small, I see nothing at all,
\nMakes me want to pull out my hair.<\/p>\n

For a treat, desktops can’t be beat,
\nTho’ they sometimes can be so mean,
\nBut I just want, my great big font,
\nSo on big ‘puters I am really keen.<\/p>\n

Yeah keep your phone, out of my zone,
\nMy big workhorse just suits me fine,
\nGo play, with your tiny thing all day,
\nWhile I do real serious work on mine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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