{"id":30205,"date":"2026-03-16T18:40:50","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T08:40:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=30205"},"modified":"2026-03-16T18:40:50","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T08:40:50","slug":"the-perfect-church-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/the-perfect-church-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"THE PERFECT CHURCH? &#8212; a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-perfect-church-optimized.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1350\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-39972\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-perfect-church-optimized.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-perfect-church-optimized-557x696.png 557w, https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/the-perfect-church-optimized-768x960.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n<p>THE PERFECT CHURCH? <\/p>\n<p>by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Bill's Bible Basics Poetry and Songs\" href=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n<p>09-06-2024<\/p>\n<p>How he got worked up in the flesh,<br \/>\nThat guy was really quite a clown,<br \/>\nTheir entire congregation agreed,<br \/>\nHe was the coolest pastor in town.<\/p>\n<p>On weekends he\u2019d bring in a band,<br \/>\nTo play those church folks a tune,<br \/>\nTheir singer was quite handsome,<br \/>\nOh how the women would swoon.<\/p>\n<p>The church held lovely bake sales,<br \/>\nEverybody came by to get a treat,<br \/>\nThe event was a fine social affair,<br \/>\nWhere the townsfolk would meet.<\/p>\n<p>The children all sang in the choir,<br \/>\nNo sweeter sound one could hear,<br \/>\nThose proud parents sang along,<br \/>\nAs the kids smiled from ear to ear.<\/p>\n<p>It seemed like a wonderful church,<br \/>\nAbsolutely anyone was allowed in,<br \/>\nEven tho behind the public curtain,<br \/>\nTheir lives were full of terrible sin.<\/p>\n<p>Alas, adultery was quite rampant,<br \/>\nCertain members were into LGBT,<br \/>\nDrunks were beating their wives,<br \/>\nUgly things no one wanted to see.<\/p>\n<p>Passing for some perfect picture,<br \/>\nOn the surface you could not tell,<br \/>\nThat despite such an appearance,<br \/>\nMany people were bound for Hell.<\/p>\n<p>The problem was really the pastor,<br \/>\nHe wanted to be such a swell guy,<br \/>\nSo instead of preaching the truth,<br \/>\nHe\u2019d always tell those people a lie.<\/p>\n<p>My friends, you\u2019re all doing so fine,<br \/>\nHe never dared to mention any sin,<br \/>\nNo, give them a feel-good religion,<br \/>\nSo their hearts he could surely win.<\/p>\n<p>Such are so many churches today,<br \/>\nCompromise has filled their pews,<br \/>\nMusic, cakes and other nonsense,<br \/>\nBut so few sharing the good news.<\/p>\n<p>Spiritual circuses so full of clowns,<br \/>\nStrange manifestations and more,<br \/>\nIf you ever encounter such a place,<br \/>\nI urge you to run straight for a door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#Poetry #Poem THE PERFECT CHURCH? by Bill Kochman https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry 09-06-2024 How he got worked up in the flesh, That guy was really quite a clown, Their entire congregation agreed, He was the coolest pastor in town. 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