{"id":30645,"date":"2026-03-16T07:31:14","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T21:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=30645"},"modified":"2026-03-16T07:31:14","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T21:31:14","slug":"those-facebook-crazies-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/those-facebook-crazies-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"THOSE FACEBOOK CRAZIES &#8212; a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/those-facebook-crazies-optimized.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"1080\" height=\"1350\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-40033\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/those-facebook-crazies-optimized.png 1080w, https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/those-facebook-crazies-optimized-557x696.png 557w, https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/09\/those-facebook-crazies-optimized-768x960.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n<p>THOSE FACEBOOK CRAZIES<\/p>\n<p>by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Bill's Bible Basics Poetry and Songs\" href=\"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n<p>09-16-2024<\/p>\n<p>If you want to have crazy faith,<br \/>\nThen just give Facebook a shot,<br \/>\nBecause some brethren there,<br \/>\nBelieve in all kinds of stupid rot.<\/p>\n<p>They claim that the Earth is flat,<br \/>\nAnd that no other planets exist.<br \/>\nThe Sun &#038; Moon are just lights,<br \/>\nHow is that for an insane twist?<\/p>\n<p>Israel is really found in America,<br \/>\nIn Florida is the Garden of Eden,<br \/>\nMan, I have to stop and wonder,<br \/>\nWhat are those people readin\u2019?<\/p>\n<p>Gopher wood is only in Florida,<br \/>\nSo there Noah built his big Ark,<br \/>\nAnd beware of COVID vaccines,<br \/>\nThey say it\u2019s the evil 666 Mark.<\/p>\n<p>Now False Prophet is the pope,<br \/>\nThey claim Obama is the Beast,<br \/>\nYes, those poor misguided folks,<br \/>\nDine on quite a deceptive feast.<\/p>\n<p>Concerning the return of Jesus,<br \/>\nEvery week there is a new date,<br \/>\nTheir false prophets keep busy,<br \/>\nConstantly casting out new bait.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes I want to help them,<br \/>\nBut they often pay me no heed,<br \/>\nA strong dose of discernment,<br \/>\nIs what they desperately need.<\/p>\n<p>Believing they\u2019ve got the truth,<br \/>\nIf you disagree you are so blind,<br \/>\nThey simply do not understand,<br \/>\nSatan\u2019s got them in his sly bind.<\/p>\n<p>But perhaps the very worst part,<br \/>\nIs they make us all look like fools,<br \/>\nHow can we win others to Jesus,<br \/>\nWhen those folks are such tools?<\/p>\n<p>Well now I could surely continue,<br \/>\nSharing lots of other crazy stuff,<br \/>\nBut this poem is already so long,<br \/>\nSo I suppose I have said enough.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#Poetry #Poem THOSE FACEBOOK CRAZIES by Bill Kochman https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry 09-16-2024 If you want to have crazy faith, Then just give Facebook a shot, Because some brethren there, Believe in all kinds of stupid rot. 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