{"id":31209,"date":"2026-03-16T19:04:56","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T09:04:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=31209"},"modified":"2026-03-16T19:04:56","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T09:04:56","slug":"conspiracy-theorists-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/conspiracy-theorists-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"CONSPIRACY THEORISTS — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

CONSPIRACY THEORISTS<\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

09-27-2024<\/p>\n

You’ve gotta give it to conspiracy theorists,
\nOh boy, those folks really know how to talk,
\nIf you just naively take them at their word,
\nThere’s a monster hiding behind every rock.<\/p>\n

Government agents in cahoots with aliens,
\nProject blue beam, HAARP, & much more,
\nOnce they get going, you better watch out,
\nOh man, just run quick straight for the door.<\/p>\n

But the big tragedy is when Christian folks,
\nLikewise decide to get in on that same act,
\nSpouting off loads of nonsensical rubbish,
\nAnd yet never quoting a single Biblical fact.<\/p>\n

God called you to be a witness of His Word,
\nYet you propagate silly deceptions instead,
\nLook, I really do not mean to offend anyone,
\nBut actually, you let Satan get in your head.<\/p>\n

Now if your goal is to be a light in the world,
\nThen you need to give people Gospel truth,
\nPlease forget about all that conspiracy junk,
\nWhat they require is genuine Biblical proof.<\/p>\n

For it’s indeed the Salvation message alone,
\nThat will bring all the lost sheep to the light,
\nAnd so one day when you stand before God,
\nHe will lovingly tell you that you did it right.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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