{"id":3189,"date":"2026-04-05T03:51:22","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T17:51:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=3189"},"modified":"2026-04-05T03:51:22","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T17:51:22","slug":"no-shapeshifting-please-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/no-shapeshifting-please-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"NO SHAPESHIFTING PLEASE — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

NO SHAPESHIFTING PLEASE<\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

12-06-2016<\/p>\n

Evolution is a strange theory,
\nIt’s all about changing shapes,
\nWe began with just protozoans,
\nBut somehow ended up with apes.<\/p>\n

Yet those apes were not happy,
\nSo they decided to change form,
\nAnd now the next thing we know,
\nHomo sapiens are the new norm.<\/p>\n

But the Bible speaks otherwise,
\nIn God’s image man was arranged,
\nTherefore we can only conclude,
\nSome scientists are deranged.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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