{"id":32020,"date":"2026-04-09T19:23:36","date_gmt":"2026-04-09T09:23:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=32020"},"modified":"2026-04-09T19:23:36","modified_gmt":"2026-04-09T09:23:36","slug":"my-mummy-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/my-mummy-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"MY MUMMY — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

MY MUMMY <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

10-30-2024<\/p>\n

Oh how I just love my dear mummy,
\nShe’s really such a tight-wound girl,
\nI know that she kind of smells a lot,
\nBut I would not trade her for a pearl.<\/p>\n

My mummy is really the quiet type,
\nShe rarely ever makes any sound,
\nAlthough she doesn’t communicate,
\nI still really enjoy having her around.<\/p>\n

My friends think I am a little strange,
\nThey do not come around anymore,
\nI’m wondering if maybe it’s because,
\nMy mummy stands by the front door.<\/p>\n

My dear mummy has quite a history,
\nI think it is four millennia maybe five,
\nHer ancestors were already kicking,
\nWhen old man Moses was still alive.<\/p>\n

Mummy’s clothing is rather tattered,
\nI’d buy something new at the store,
\nBut I’m afraid that if I remove them,
\nMummy would fall all over the floor.<\/p>\n

And so this is life with my mummy,
\nI hope that you’ve enjoyed my tale,
\nIf ever you’re feeling kind of lonely,
\nI suggest you get a mummy as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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