{"id":3256,"date":"2026-03-16T11:47:47","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T01:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=3256"},"modified":"2026-03-16T11:47:47","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T01:47:47","slug":"online-lasses-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/online-lasses-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"ONLINE LASSES — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

ONLINE LASSES <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

09-29-2020<\/p>\n

I never knew it would be like this,
\nWhen I finally reached my old age,
\nIt seems all of the young ladies,
\nAbsolutely think that I’m the rage.<\/p>\n

I receive so many lovely invitations,
\nMan, I am just really so impressed,
\nBecause these online women are eager,
\nBefore me they want to get undressed.<\/p>\n

Wow, I look at my notifications menu,
\nIt is bursting with dozens of invites,
\nI guess I don’t really need to worry,
\nThis man won’t be having lonely nights.<\/p>\n

My friends, yes, I am of course joking,
\nIt’s truly sad the way these folks act,
\nHalf of them are most likely not women,
\nAnd it’s doubtful that they are stacked.<\/p>\n

So if you suddenly receive such messages,
\nI urge you to be smart and to take care,
\nThese people are just out for your money,
\nThey use sexy pics to trap you, so beware.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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