{"id":3429,"date":"2026-03-27T14:42:58","date_gmt":"2026-03-27T04:42:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=3429"},"modified":"2026-03-27T14:42:58","modified_gmt":"2026-03-27T04:42:58","slug":"poo-plight-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/poo-plight-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"POO PLIGHT — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

POO PLIGHT<\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

09-31-2021<\/p>\n

What do you mean,
\nEverything is clean?
\nSo many darn poops,
\nThey make me stoops.<\/p>\n

Down on all fours,
\nAs I clean the floors.
\nCats so drive me nuts.
\nClean your own butts!<\/p>\n

I am not your slave,
\nSo please just behave!
\nMercy you have none,
\nCleaning poo isn’t fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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