{"id":38414,"date":"2026-04-13T20:06:36","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T10:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=38414"},"modified":"2026-04-13T20:06:36","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T10:06:36","slug":"bathroom-brawl-a-poem-and-song-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/bathroom-brawl-a-poem-and-song-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"BATHROOM BRAWL — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

BATHROOM BRAWL<\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

11-21-2023<\/p>\n

In the men\u2019s room,
\nThere was a brawl,
\nWe all placed bets,
\nJust who would fall.<\/p>\n

Some were so sure,
\nTubby on the right,
\nHad the best moves,
\nHe\u2019d win that fight.<\/p>\n

But others said nay,
\nTubby two was slick,
\nBouncing his blubber,
\nHe\u2019s the better pick.<\/p>\n

Now if you wonder,
\nHow they got there,
\nIt all suddenly began,
\nWith a little square.<\/p>\n

Sitting on the john,
\nWhen the TP ran out,
\nIs what the squabble,
\nWas simply all about.<\/p>\n

Only one piece left,
\nAlas 2 butts to clean,
\nThus they were being,
\nSo awfully darn mean.<\/p>\n

But I had seen enough,
\nSo I then left the room,
\nSo I really don\u2019t know,
\nWho met their doom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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