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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n
NOT FINE AND IN DECLINE<\/p>\n
by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n
https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n 11-21-2025<\/p>\n Well, I wasn’t feeling too good, Now I’d heard about this chatbot, How that darn thing impressed me, Now this medical chatbot was free, No sooner had I shared my symptoms, So taking its advice on pure faith, After all that chatbot was so smart, Man, my temp is going up really fast, My heart rate is way off the charts, Now perhaps you may find this funny, Well it seems nighttime’s approaching, Now if I should survive til the morning, #Poetry #Poem NOT FINE AND IN DECLINE by Bill Kochman https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry 11-21-2025 Well, I wasn’t feeling too good, So I then decided to go online, I just hoped to find a solution, So that I’d really feel so fine. Now … Continue reading
\nSo I then decided to go online,
\nI just hoped to find a solution,
\nSo that I’d really feel so fine.<\/p>\n
\nFolks said it was really the rave,
\nSo I decided to try the thing out,
\nHoping I wouldn’t land in a grave.<\/p>\n
\nI mean it really knew its stuff,
\nWhy go pay to see a silly doctor,
\nTaking my money I had had enough.<\/p>\n
\nIt knew all kinds of information,
\nThinking of the money I had saved,
\nI was filled with so much elation.<\/p>\n
\nWhen that bot sent back its reply,
\nI didn’t understand all the jargon,
\nBut I didn’t bother to ask it why.<\/p>\n
\nI promptly drove to the local pharm,
\nIt never occurred to me even once,
\nThat I could possibly do myself harm.<\/p>\n
\nIt certainly knew much better than I,
\nThus I took the meds as it directed,
\nAnd now here in bed very sick I lie.<\/p>\n
\nI am sweating like you’ve never seen,
\nDown below I’m feeling kind of loose,
\nI think you’ll know just what I mean.<\/p>\n
\nI’m shaking much more than some leaf,
\nWon’t someone please come & help me,
\nI’m dead if I don’t soon get relief.<\/p>\n
\nMaybe you’re laughing like some fool,
\nAnd even tho I probably deserve this,
\nMaking fun of me just isn’t that cool.<\/p>\n
\nOr is my light just finally going out,
\nI confess that I’ve learned my lesson,
\nOf that there should simply be no doubt.<\/p>\n
\nI’ll go online & give that bot my mind,
\nI will warn everyone to not do as I did,
\nSo they don’t wind up in a similar bind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"