{"id":4333,"date":"2026-03-16T09:27:34","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T23:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=4333"},"modified":"2026-03-16T09:27:34","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T23:27:34","slug":"stiff-old-fart-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/stiff-old-fart-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"STIFF OLD FART — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

STIFF OLD FART <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

11-10-2014<\/p>\n

Oh you’re so smart, you stiff old fart,
\nYou sit there in your pride and gloat,
\nYou brag about your life without God,
\nAnd won’t jump into His Salvation boat.<\/p>\n

So full of doubt, you better watch out,
\nDeath comes soon knocking at your door,
\nOpen your heart now and let the Lord in,
\nBefore your smug face hits that floor.<\/p>\n

It’s your last chance, don’t even glance,
\nAt the lies the Devil throws your way,
\nFor if you do, you are really through,
\nAnd for your own sins you’ll have to pay.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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