{"id":8962,"date":"2026-04-21T09:39:55","date_gmt":"2026-04-20T23:39:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=8962"},"modified":"2026-04-21T09:39:55","modified_gmt":"2026-04-20T23:39:55","slug":"time-to-get-real-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/time-to-get-real-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"TIME TO GET REAL — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

TIME TO GET REAL <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

11-26-2017<\/p>\n

Please take off that silly wig,
\nThose false eyelashes have to go,
\nRemove the mascara from your face,
\nLet your real beauty finally show.<\/p>\n

Your breast implants aren’t needed,
\nI prefer women who go a la natural,
\nAnd better remove those spike heels,
\nBefore you take a very nasty fall.<\/p>\n

Your fake nails look very plastic,
\nAll your piercings so freak me out,
\nLet’s get down to the real basics,
\nSo I can learn what you’re all about.<\/p>\n

Those contacts hide your true color,
\nYour bright lipstick blinds my eyes,
\nWhy oh why do so many of you women,
\nHide behind your expensive disguise?<\/p>\n

God created you so varied & beautiful,
\nThere’s no need to hide what He made,
\nWe men simply want to see real women,
\nNot created with some artificial aid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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