{"id":9354,"date":"2026-04-14T05:44:35","date_gmt":"2026-04-13T19:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/?p=9354"},"modified":"2026-04-14T05:44:35","modified_gmt":"2026-04-13T19:44:35","slug":"updates-geek-a-poem-by-bill-kochman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Blog\/index.php\/updates-geek-a-poem-by-bill-kochman\/","title":{"rendered":"UPDATES GEEK — a poem and song by BBB"},"content":{"rendered":"

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#Poetry #Poem<\/p>\n

UPDATES GEEK <\/p>\n

by Bill Kochman<\/p>\n

https:\/\/www.billkochman.com\/Poetry<\/a><\/p>\n

12-15-2016<\/p>\n

I’m just a social networks freak,
\nOh yeah, totally an updates geek.
\nI really live to make a new post,
\nLove burning up my Internet host.<\/p>\n

I can tweet like the very best,
\nThis old ‘puter never gets a rest.
\nFrom sunup till it goes back down,
\nI’m here surfin’, clownin’ around.<\/p>\n

My keyboard’s just really smokin’,
\nHa! Never mind, I was just jokin’.
\nYippee! I got a new friend request,
\nI hope it’s not some scammer pest.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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