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P E T I T I O N
We, the undersigned, hereby request that upon completion of the first Mars colony by Elon Musk and SpaceX, that all parties listed herein be given automatic citizenship & permanent residency in said habitat with no possibility of return to Earth.
Animal abusers
Antichrist reprobates
Child abusers
Drug traffickers
Earth destroyers
Human traffickers
Muslim radicals
Sexual deviants
Warmongers
Whining liberals
Add other parties in the comments.
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Hi Bill what is your opinion on women? Should they have permanent residency on mars? I am mostly concerned because I myself am a woman and I want to go to Mars, but I don’t want to be near liberals. Lastly, don’t you think furies should be sent there too?
Dear Emma, I have nothing against women; that is to say, REAL biological women. God created them for us men for a very special purpose. Now, regarding your desire to make your home on Mars, I have taken up your petition with the Mars Colony Council. Their unanimous decision is that it is NOT advisable for you to be making your home on Mars at some point in the future. Please consider the company you would be keeping. Would you want to make your home on Rikers Island? Or how about on Alcatraz Island back during the 1930s through the 1960s? That is basically what you would be doing by taking up permanent residence on Mars. Thus, for your own safety and well-being, your request has been denied by the Mars Colony Council.