Say, did you hear the latest scoop?
No need to worry, it’s all just poop.
The news shovels that crap all day,
Peddling whatever they want to say.
Sensationalism always beats out facts,
Just watch the wolves grind their axe.
There’s an agenda, it’s plain to see,
Beware! They’ll leave you in misery.
Make a profit, and increase the view,
It does not matter if it’s not true.
Raking their victims through the mud,
They’re not happy till they draw blood.
Champions of justice? No, I think not,
What they publish is so full of rot.
So if you read it, please sift it well,
Don’t let them get you under their spell.
There was a man with an exhibitionist wife,
Who caused her poor hubby nothing but strife,
Barely clad she walked streets with danger rife,
Only to be met by the end of a rapist’s knife,
And thus that foolish woman lost her dear life.
The lesson in this poem is really quite clear,
Don’t you be like that vain gal, give an ear,
If you purposely dress to tempt and to flaunt,
That’s what some men will think you truly want,
Intended or not, you will inflame their desire,
They’ll mistake you for just a woman for hire,
And there may be no escape from such a fire,
Indeed your situation will soon be quite dire.
Let me tell you that Satan is so smart,
He knew just how to get in our midst,
You see, some six thousand years ago,
God’s Word he began to wrest and twist.
Eve was that serpent’s very first victim,
But that gal was definitely not his last,
The Bible says during the First Century,
Killing false doctrines was a hard task.
Today the situation is even more tragic,
As brethren fight to prove they’re right,
So many have forgotten all about love,
But sly Satan, oh he stays out of sight.
He’s just so happy to see the division,
Because a divided Church is so weak,
Please take heed to this my warning,
Ask God to keep you humble and meek.
Yes, be persuaded in your own mind,
As we’re advised to do by Apostle Paul,
But regarding those doctrinal debates,
Be wise and don’t engage in them at all.
Well I once went to my friend’s church,
They were twitching and jerking so odd,
But a preacher stood there and told me,
“Join in! This is a manifestation of God!”
My spirit told me something different,
It was creepy watching them in a trance,
They moaned and groaned then fell down,
But I refused to partake in their “dance”.
One broke out in uncontrollable laughter,
While a woman rolled around on the floor,
A man stomped his feet crying Hallelujah,
It was time for me to make it to the door.
Some say these things are of the Spirit,
But which spirit are they talking about?
Unless it all conforms to the Scriptures,
Friend, you really had better watch out!
How much do we believe in forgiveness,
It is a question we each need to ask,
Aren’t you tired of feeling condemned?
So then bring that old Devil to task.
We have all committed so many sins,
And done things of which we’re ashamed,
But you see sly Satan knows this too,
That’s how he tries to keep us framed.
He’s just like a prosecuting attorney,
He constantly throws things in our face,
So he’ll lie and attempt to deceive us,
Saying in God’s Kingdom we have no place.
All our sins are too great he will claim,
God cannot forgive such an one as us,
Don’t you dare listen to all of his lies,
Because he will throw you under the bus.
Yes, it’s true we’ve all missed the mark,
But God has certainly not left us alone,
That is why He sent His only Son Jesus,
Who for our sins was willing to atone.
Now in Heaven we have a Defense Attorney,
Our cause is pled before the great Judge,
So when that serpent comes to hound you,
There’s really no need for you to budge.
Just hold on tight to our Savior Jesus,
Claiming God’s forgiveness thru the Lamb,
And should Satan try to ever condemn you,
Well, just tell that wicked liar to scram.
I got a text message from the other camp,
They were wondering how I was gonna vote,
But, well, I had a major problem with it,
They want to throw Trump out of the boat.
So I texted back and said “Absolutely not”,
I really don’t support what you represent,
You wreck the nation and fight against God,
No ma’am, all your positions I fully resent.
Yes, folks, undercover is the way they roll,
Doing stuff in the dark but not in the light,
Secretive text messages and voting by mail,
Is how they intend to win the election fight.