#Poetry #Poem
ALL HAIL TO OUR LEADER!
by Bill Kochman
03-10-2025
All hail to our leader Zelensky,
He’s our commander in chief,
He’s got an issue with Russia,
Yes indeed, a very major beef.
And so he goes to Uncle Sam,
And demands billions in cash,
Joe Biden’s losing his marbles,
No wonder he acts very rash.
Sure! Take billions of dollars,
And have lots of weapons too,
No need to ever pay us back,
We are giving it all free to you.
But then the banker changes,
He’s not happy with the deal,
He turns off the money spigot,
How Zelensky starts to squeal.
And so now the pressure is on,
Vloddy rushes to Europe for aid,
Starmer and Macron then agree,
Let’s prepare for a Russian raid.
But you see, Vlad is not a fool,
He knows they are all insane,
Thus he pushes the red button,
And those nukes begin to rain.
So Vloddy got what he wanted,
And now all of Europe will pay,
As the glow grows ever brighter,
You can hear the darn fools say.
All hail to our leader Zelensky,
Such a courageous soul indeed,
He looked that bear in the face,
Of his heroism 1 day they’ll read.
