Author Archives: Bill Kochman

About Bill Kochman

Bill Kochman is a Christian writer, poet and song writer, graphic artist, online evangelist and founder and webmaster of the Bill's Bible Basics website and blog. His interests include tropical fish, Macintosh computers, web design, writing poetry, God's natural creation and his cats, Polo and Eljio.

MAX THE MATRIX MAN — a poem and song by Bill Kochman


#Poetry #Poem MAX THE MATRIX MAN by Bill Kochman 08-12-2024 Hello! I am Max the matrix man, Deceiving people the best I can. Truth is irrelevant, I fix the plot, It could be, or perhaps it is not. I bend … Continue reading

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NOISE POLLUTION — a poem and song by Bill Kochman


#Poetry #Poem NOISE POLLUTION by Bill Kochman 08-11-2024 There is really so much noise, In our fast-paced world today, Everybody with their opinion, Something they want to say. It becomes so overwhelming, As people strive to be heard, A sea … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — World’s Weirdest Wickedest Weasel


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Uh-oh, V, watch out! It looks like there is a new alliteration expert in town, and he is serious about exposing the truth about a lot of things, beginning with this! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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Quirky Bill — What? So I Added Too Much Coffee!


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Come on, you caffeine freaks! Admit it! You love the buzz! And now with the ubiquity of espresso machines and darker, richer coffee, oh man! Hey, but I love galagos, a.k.a. bush babies! How about you? … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Pinocchio, Democrats and the Lying Donkey


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Wow! Imagine that! Now is this not the strangest coincidence, or what?! Different experiences, but the very same end result! Am I on to something? The truth has been in front of our eyes all along. … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Online Tech Support


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously. Trying to get quality tech support from some companies and developers can really be challenging and quite frustrating, can’t it? Once you’ve purchased their product or service, and they’ve got your money, oh boy oh … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — New English Verbiage graphic 02


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill I don’t think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Just Give Me a Keyboard!


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Sometimes it can be REALLY hard to get people to interact with your posts. Well, here is one gal who is more than eager to participate. In fact, she is just DYING to become involved! Are … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — I’m Just Waiting for the Day


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — How to Reduce Number of Dinner Guests


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill As many of my online friends know, I love cats. I have “owned” a number of them throughout my life. In fact, right now I “own” two cats as well named Polo and Eljio. They were … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Hair on Screen


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Seriously! I REALLY find it annoying! Will you PLEASE get that hair off of there! THANKS! 😂 😆 😀 🤣

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Quirky Bill — Disconnected Computer Joke


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER? Sometimes, the solutions to life’s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them. “It will be so easy for you, Grandpa. … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Democrats Change Name to Bolsheviks


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill HERE’S A GREAT PROPOSAL! — Seriously. Every time I hear a Democratic politician or some other liberal/progressive speak, talk about their particular position, make demands, shout in the street, engage in violence, and do all of … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Beware of Culicidae Zelenskyy


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill BONUS: Listen to my 2023 original song “Ukraine Rain” here: https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/ukraine-rain.html Culicidae Zelenskyy – Native to the east European country of Ukraine, this member of the mosquito family has a rather unusual diet. Rather than feed … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Bernie, Batman and Joker


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #Poem To see other poems related to this one, and to listen to the actual song, go to: https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#Humorous-Funny I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — New English Verbiage graphic 01


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Some words should definitely be included in the English dictionary. For some odd reason, this one was overlooked. Isn’t it time to correct the error? Allow me to provide you with a clear example of how … Continue reading

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Quirky Bill — Adventures at the Dentist’s Office


#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill Now THIS guy has got the right idea! Why endure decades of tooth decay, pain, sleepless nights, headaches, nauseated stomach, crying your eyes, out, etc., when you can just end all the suffering once and for … Continue reading

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SHAMEFUL NATION! — a poem and song by Bill Kochman


#Poetry #Poem SHAMEFUL NATION! by Bill Kochman 08-10-2024 Even tho you vote this year, Yet still I must shed a tear. For I see a nation in decline. She forsook God’s true vine. Yes, she went her own way, She … Continue reading

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What Would Be an Awkward Moment for You?


This is just a fun post. I am curious to see how many of my online friends will actually respond to it. Go ahead! You go first …. or second …. or third …. or ….

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