#Poetry #Poem
ONLINE LASSES
by Bill Kochman
09-29-2020
I never knew it would be like this,
When I finally reached my old age,
It seems all of the young ladies,
Absolutely think that I’m the rage.
I receive so many lovely invitations,
Man, I am just really so impressed,
Because these online women are eager,
Before me they want to get undressed.
Wow, I look at my notifications menu,
It is bursting with dozens of invites,
I guess I don’t really need to worry,
This man won’t be having lonely nights.
My friends, yes, I am of course joking,
It’s truly sad the way these folks act,
Half of them are most likely not women,
And it’s doubtful that they are stacked.
So if you suddenly receive such messages,
I urge you to be smart and to take care,
These people are just out for your money,
They use sexy pics to trap you, so beware.
