As many of my online friends know, I love cats. I have “owned” a number of them throughout my life. In fact, right now I “own” two cats as well named Polo and Eljio. They were both born under my bed to two different mothers in late summer 2021.
One thing which you quickly learn about cats is that they are very independent, stubborn, insistent, persistent, and they have a mind of their own. They do as they please, and they GO where they please as well. Eventually, that may even include mounting the counter tops where you prepare your meals, no matter how hard you try to train them not to do it.
The end result? Eventually, you are occasionally going to find a cat hair in your food. Disgusting? Yeah, I guess; but that’s life with a cat. But with that thought in mind, today I got a bit silly and decided to turn it into a new graphic. Anyway, if you are also a cat owner, I hope you can appreciate my humor in this new meme. If not, sue me already!
What kind of demented mind invents this kind of crazy stuff? In fact, he is so crazy, that he even thinks that this meme is funny! What do YOU think? Should he be committed . . . . . or should we just let him go on believing that he is truly funny?
My friends, it is past time for silly games. It is past time for being sidetracked by things which are not that important in our lives. It is time to look beyond those people who have no interest whatsoever in God’s Word. Let them play their worldly games of the flesh if they like. Let them boast of how great they are. America, and other nations of the world, are in very serious trouble. A devilish wave has overtaken this world, and it grows worse by the year. We need to stand as bright lights in this world, by concentrating on sharing the truth of God’s Word in all its aspects. If people don’t wish to join us in our endeavors, then simply leave them behind.
“That ye may be blameless and harmless, the sons of God, without rebuke, in the midst of a crooked and perverse nation, among whom ye shine as lights in the world;” Philippians 2:15, KJV
I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own.
However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go.
This graphic is 1280 x 960 pixels in size and should be viewed on at least a laptop computer, or better yet, on a desktop computer with a large screen.
The other day I saw something lewd,
Oh yeah, man, it was just really crude.
I was in the lunchroom where I work,
When a young couple began to twerk,
Now I’d never seen such dance before,
Dude, I almost fell right on that floor.
Sexual girations and other nasty stuff,
I finally decided that I’d seen enough.
So I said something, it did not go well,
The guy glared and said “Go to hell!”
Then his girlfriend called me a jerk,
Well, that did it, and I went berserk.
Grabbed the radio, took out the plug,
The folks thought I was on some drug.
Next thing I know the security came,
And everyone agreed I was to blame.
So now here I sit in this dirty jail cell,
Man, quite frankly I’m not feeling well.
You see down the hall within my view,
I see people dancing, a couple or two.
Yes, you guessed it, need I say more?
Look out twerkers, this so means war!