
#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill
If you don’t get the joke, just study the image for a while and you will eventually figure it out.
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#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill
If you don’t get the joke, just study the image for a while and you will eventually figure it out.
😂 😆 😀 🤣
#Poetry #Poem
THE TIME IS LATE
by Bill Kochman
09-25-2024
Some people say that the physical,
Is a reflection of the spiritual realm,
So when I look hard at you America,
It’s quite obvious who is at the helm.
So much evil is present everywhere,
Yes, it is spread all across this land,
You’d have to be so blind not to see,
Satan has certainly played his hand.
Wickedness is totally out of control,
Shameless sinners spit in God’s face,
But one day His judgments will come,
They will bow their heads in disgrace.
What happened to you dear America,
So long ago you walked in God’s light,
But now like some wayward drunkard,
You just wander aimlessly in the night.
The time is now to repent of your sins,
For God’s patience will not last forever,
No, don’t even think that you’ll be safe,
When He drops His chastisement lever.
You cannot claim that you didn’t know,
His people have warned you for years,
As they pray for the soul of this nation,
Some have even been reduced to tears.
So the time has come, you must decide,
Declare plainly what you intend to do,
Will you bow the knee in true humility,
Or be chastised by the God you knew?
#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill
Yeah, I realize that the election has not occurred yet. But you know, I just thought it would be smart to get ahead of the curve & start offering these out-of-country tickets before the mad rush begins to occur.
So, for a limited time only, for all you celebs and other people who are planning to leave the country if your candidate doesn’t win, I’m offering these tickets at only half price. Yes, you heard me right! Half price! Any takers?
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#Poetry #Poem
MISS SHIFTY
by Bill Kochman
09-24-2024
Well just look at that ole Miss Shifty,
Her responses are so much like air,
It appears like she said something,
But there’s just no substance there.
She is more dodging than a Dodger,
As she skirts the questions asked,
Ah, come on now, Miss Candidate,
Is answering such a difficult task?
Your constituents deserve answers,
Not the silly word salads you toss,
But if you just refuse to get serious,
It could well be your election loss.
So go ahead, keep playing games,
Make all the salads that you like,
But don’t dare whine and complain,
When voters tell you to take a hike.
#Poetry #Poem
FAIR SHAKE?
by Bill Kochman
09-23-2024
Now if you’re hoping to get a fair shake,
Forget MSM, do not make that mistake.
All liars and cheaters, those people be,
Both sides of a story they cannot see.
They spin the truth to their own desire,
Tongues full of so much poisonous fire.
Playing their game of wicked deception,
They try to alter our reality perception.
The “facts” are whatever they so claim,
Those manipulators have zero shame.
They aim to rake you through the coals,
Even tho their story is just full of holes.
They dig in claws to make you bleed,
So be smart & to my words take heed.
But if they entice you run the other way,
And simply reject everything they say.
Don’t you dare ever take their vile bait,
If you ignore my words, it’ll be too late.
#Poetry #Poem
LIZARD LADY
by Bill Kochman
09-23-2024
She has got a fake smile & her fake talk,
That lady should go and take a long walk.
I listened to her speak for a minute or two,
Oh man, that is all I was really able to do.
Now, yes, she seemed to be saying a lot,
But in the end it was simply all empty rot.
I mean just no substance that I could see,
Oh Lord, please don’t let her president be.
Supporting evil with such a crooked smile,
Trying to make it seem good all the while.
I didn’t detect in her a single sincere bone,
Though she tried to deceive with her tone.
Her vision for America is frightful indeed,
That woman wants to sow a wicked seed.
The agenda she pushes is an ungodly pile,
She promotes sinful things that are so vile.
So if you’re smart, don’t give her your vote,
Just send her packing on some slow boat.
I’m sorry, but refusing to engage in an online game where people challenge you to publicly announce your faith in Jesus is NOT denying the Lord, and to subtly suggest otherwise, as some of these posters do, is very wrong.
I find these kinds of games silly and shameful. This is NOT how we are supposed to share our faith.
This is as bad as the “type amen” posts, the “touch this photo” text messages, and the “pass this on to ten friends to get a blessing” text messages nonsense.
These kinds of posts make our faith appear silly, childish, and even superstitious.
Please desist in doing this. This is NOT what the Bible means when it says to exhort each other in the faith.
Thank you . . . and grow up!
#SocialNetworks #Poetry #Poem
So tell me. Are you a bit frustrated by how the social networks seem to discriminate against Christians and Conservatives and treat us unfairly? Well, me too! That’s why over the years I have written dozens of poems where I let them have it with both barrels. Doing so won’t change anything, but it’s been fun. You can read and share these poems from the URL below.
https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#Social-Networks
All I ask is that you do NOT alter these graphics in any way. In particular, please do NOT remove my website URL from them. GBY, and thanks for your honesty. Following is a list of the current social network related poems as of September 2024:
Banned!
Bottom of the Barrel
Bovine Excrement
Canned!
Control Freaks
Censored!
Exposure Exposé
Facebook Chain Letters
Facebook Nonsense
Facebook Rant
Facebook Religion
Facebook Tactics
Free Speech, But No Reach!
Frustrated!
#HowToUseHashtags
Making It Big
Network Netiquette
News Feed
No Traction or Satisfaction
Online Lasses
Playing the Player
Porn Star Wannabe
Posting Blues
Rabble-Rouser
Restricted
Revolution
Rigged!
Shadow Banned
Social Dictatorships
Social Netjerks
Social Network Games
Social Network Ghosts
Social Networks
Social Psychosis
Social Warriors
Suppressed!
Thankful for the Few
Truth unSocial
Tweet in Defeat
Twitter Blues?
Twitter Twit, Should I Quit?
Unsocial Social Networks
Updates Geek
#Poetry #Poem
TRUST ONLY IN JESUS
by Bill Kochman
09-19-2024
If there is one thing you need to know,
It is that law is law and grace is grace,
Yet it is so extremely sad to see now,
How in our day things are out of place.
Just like those Jewish legalists of old,
Who kept people under a heavy yoke,
Some Christians just don’t understand,
What Jesus & the Apostles truly spoke.
Oh, how they love to wield God’s Word,
As though it is just a terrible cutting axe,
Attacking you if you disagree with them,
While they ignore some Scriptural facts.
Now if we’re truly saved by God’s grace,
And not by the works of the Mosaic Law,
Then surely it would seem quite evident,
In their theology there is a serious flaw.
Yes, we remain bound by the moral laws,
Summed up in the commandment of love,
But regarding all of that ceremonial stuff,
How the legalists all try to push & shove.
Either Christ’s blood is sufficient enough,
To fully pay for the gift of one’s Salvation,
Or we are stuck with obeying the full law,
Which leaves us an impossible situation.
For as the old Apostle James once wrote,
Breaking one law is just like breaking all,
Meaning we would be guilty before God,
And eternal death would be our final call.
Thus in the law don’t dare put your trust,
Place your faith in Jesus Christ instead,
For He will surely raise you to eternal life,
Even tho you have lain in the grave dead.
#Poetry #Poem
JUST GET ALONG
by Bill Kochman
09-19-2024
Well, you insist that the Earth is flat,
Some other dude claims it’s square,
Personally I think that it is a sphere,
But quite honestly I don’t really care.
Now before you become so alarmed,
Here is the point I am trying to make,
Many Christians spend time arguing,
Over whether a thing is true or fake.
But topics like these have no bearing,
On whether a person is saved or not,
Our primary goal is to preach Jesus,
Yet sadly so many Christians forgot.
You waste your time on such issues,
Trying to prove who is right or wrong,
Will you stop playing Satan’s fiddle,
And simply learn how to get along?
#Poetry #Poem
SERIOUS, NOT SO SERIOUS
by Bill Kochman
09-19-2024
Some say I’m a serious person,
And indeed it is true that I am,
But I’ve got a sense of humor,
And can also be quite the ham.
But the trick is knowing when,
To be funny or to hold it back,
Yes, I have got it under control,
No need for a hysteria attack.
When I am serious I’m serious,
And then when I’m not I’m not,
I strive to maintain a balance,
Yes, I give it everything I’ve got.
Now maybe you are wondering,
If I want to appear funny now,
I shall leave it for you to decide,
Out of this poem I take my bow.
#Poetry #Poem
SELF CHECK
by Bill Kochman
09-19-2024
If you’re going to preach the Gospel,
It is important to have a soft heart,
If your attitude is one of superiority,
Friend, you are off to a terrible start.
If your intention is only to condemn,
And isn’t tempered with God’s love,
How can you honestly even believe,
That you are inspired from above?
We need to preach the full message,
God truly requires this of us indeed,
But it takes both patience & wisdom,
As we go planting the Gospel seed.
Now if you try following this formula,
It should yield a much better result,
But if you choose to be cold & harsh,
Only poor fruit will be your own fault.
Thus before you go out witnessing,
Take some time to pray to the Lord,
Ask Him to put you in the right spirit,
So His grace & love on you is poured.
#Poetry #Poem
SOCIAL NETWORK GHOSTS
by Bill Kochman
09-18-2024
Well let me tell you a little secret,
Which perhaps you need to hear,
If you have been shadow banned,
Nothing will get you in the clear.
Sure, you can do different things,
Such as engage in the news feed,
Yes, you can spend hours of time,
Your friends’ posts trying to read.
You can also add comments too,
Or even chat in some private text,
But no matter what you try to do,
Your efforts will have zero effects.
Your friend requests won’t go up,
It will not make a difference at all,
Page engagement will remain low,
They have built around you a wall.
You’re a dead man in a dead zone,
If networks don’t like your posts,
But don’t worry, you are not alone,
We are all just a bunch of ghosts.
#Poetry #Poem
SITTING ON THE FENCE?
by Bill Kochman
09-18-2024
As each new year continues to pass,
The choice becomes that more clear,
You are either walking in God’s light,
Or lost in Satan’s darkness and fear.
There is currently a great war raging,
Although not known or seen by men,
It’s a terrible battle for our very souls,
Which will end only God knows when.
The war is fought with words & thots,
To influence what we’ll each believe,
We can place our faith in God’s Word,
Or allow Satan our minds to deceive.
For people who have not yet chosen,
It is quite certain their day will come,
The time for just sitting on the fence,
Will most assuredly at last be done.
For God will truly sift each one’s soul,
That He may know what lies therein,
Now if you have wisely chosen Christ,
There will be forgiveness for your sin.
But those who have rejected the light,
Shall be subjected to God’s great ire,
Because if they’ve refused to repent,
They will be cast into a hot lake of fire.
#Poetry #Poem
SOCK PUPPETS
by Bill Kochman
09-18-2024
Well see that sock puppet move,
A secret hand controls its mouth,
We must identify the hidden hand,
To know what it is really all about.
Some claim this world is a stage,
In the case of politics it is so true,
For behind the great Oz’s curtain,
Powerful elite tell them what to do.
No, don’t you dare begin to think,
That a politician has his free will,
For if he fails to obey his masters,
He just won’t remain in office still.
Powerful lobbyists & deep money,
No doubt influence his every vote,
Thus if he is a smart sock puppet,
He won’t ever try to rock the boat.
#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill
If I seem a little distracted or cognitively disoriented, it may possibly be because sometimes I can become a bit detached from my reality. Some folks may accuse me of being mentally deficient, or maybe somewhat lost in wonderland due to my being temporarily disassociated from my environment. But I can assure you that I am not deceived, or for that matter intentionally denying the truth. Mixed up or confused? Maybe, but definitely not suffering from cognitive dissonance or in denial of anything. Have you considered that it is perhaps your perspective which is out of sync? Thus, before you assume that I am deluded, please note that we all live in the matrix. So, have I made myself clear?
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#Poetry #Poem
WEB OF DECEPTION
by Bill Kochman
09-16-2024
Well you read it on the Internet,
So of course it must all be true,
You have become so deceived,
Satan has made a fool of you.
You conduct all your research,
Sucking up his deceptive lies,
Then when I give you the truth,
All my words you just despise.
Down a deep, dark rabbit hole,
Of conspiracies and other junk,
You’ve become so intoxicated,
Having no idea what you drunk.
You have strayed from the Bible,
But you just do not have a clue,
And you simply refuse to listen,
Regardless of what I try to do.
So I really do not have a choice,
Keep believing your deception,
Perhaps you will eventually see,
You got poor spiritual reception.
Yes, just no discernment at all,
Wisdom so lacking on your part,
I am sure your intention is good,
But you have got a gullible heart.
So that old Devil snuck right in,
He has tricked you just like Eve,
When it comes to spinning webs,
He can make the perfect weave.
#Poetry #Poem
THOSE FACEBOOK CRAZIES
by Bill Kochman
09-16-2024
If you want to have crazy faith,
Then just give Facebook a shot,
Because some brethren there,
Believe in all kinds of stupid rot.
They claim that the Earth is flat,
And that no other planets exist.
The Sun & Moon are just lights,
How is that for an insane twist?
Israel is really found in America,
In Florida is the Garden of Eden,
Man, I have to stop and wonder,
What are those people readin’?
Gopher wood is only in Florida,
So there Noah built his big Ark,
And beware of COVID vaccines,
They say it’s the evil 666 Mark.
Now False Prophet is the pope,
They claim Obama is the Beast,
Yes, those poor misguided folks,
Dine on quite a deceptive feast.
Concerning the return of Jesus,
Every week there is a new date,
Their false prophets keep busy,
Constantly casting out new bait.
Sometimes I want to help them,
But they often pay me no heed,
A strong dose of discernment,
Is what they desperately need.
Believing they’ve got the truth,
If you disagree you are so blind,
They simply do not understand,
Satan’s got them in his sly bind.
But perhaps the very worst part,
Is they make us all look like fools,
How can we win others to Jesus,
When those folks are such tools?
Well now I could surely continue,
Sharing lots of other crazy stuff,
But this poem is already so long,
So I suppose I have said enough.
NETWORK NETIQUETTE — a poem and song by Bill Kochman
#Poetry #Poem
NETWORK NETIQUETTE
by Bill Kochman
09-21-2024
To improve your social network fate,
You should always try to reciprocate.
If your friend comments on your post,
Do you also respond as a good host?
Do not ignore them or just be a snob,
Being nice is actually part of your job.
Adding your like or a comment will do,
It shows your friend that you care too.
But if you desire to go that extra mile,
Go visit their timeline for a little while.
Add likes & comments where you can,
They’ll then say “Wow, you’re the man!”
It is really about courtesy & being nice,
Which is lacking if you want my advice.
So many online folks are just plain rude,
As a Christian, don’t be like them, dude.
It is true that sometimes it can be hard,
But it always pays to go that extra yard.
If someone’s mean, then just back away,
No obligation to hear whatever they say.
Sometimes you just don’t have a choice,
Who wants to listen to the devil’s voice?
So these are suggestions to think about,
I hope some of them will help you out.