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MAX THE MATRIX MAN — a poem and song by Bill Kochman


Posted on August 12, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Poetry #Poem

MAX THE MATRIX MAN

by Bill Kochman

08-12-2024

Hello! I am Max the matrix man,
Deceiving people the best I can.
Truth is irrelevant, I fix the plot,
It could be, or perhaps it is not.

I bend reality to meet our goals,
Confusing so many naive souls.
I spin “facts” which are not true,
Folks then wonder what to do.

Pushing my lies from every side,
Man, I’ll take you for a big ride!
Gaslighting is my favorite skill,
Watch me now go in for the kill.

You think it was a certain way,
But not for long if I have my say.
Blue pill, red pill, does it matter?
I’ll leave you like the Mad Hatter.

It’s our game so I keep you blind,
The exit out you must never find.
Distracting you in a million ways,
Filling your life with bogus plays.

Just a peon trapped on our grid,
So lost no matter what you did.
You can’t beat our manipulation,
Because we run a pro operation.

We’ve been at it a very long time,
It’s for your good & it’s no crime.
So don’t think and just get in line,
Follow our plan and you’ll do fine.

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NOISE POLLUTION — a poem and song by Bill Kochman


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Poetry #Poem

NOISE POLLUTION

by Bill Kochman

08-11-2024

There is really so much noise,
In our fast-paced world today,
Everybody with their opinion,
Something they want to say.

It becomes so overwhelming,
As people strive to be heard,
A sea of never-ending voices,
Some of it is just plain absurd.

From every possible corner,
We are confronted with a view,
It is very hard to escape from,
That is, if we even wanted to.

Yes, it’s constant propaganda,
Flooding senses everywhere,
Some days it can be so loud,
You want to pull out your hair.

Politicians with some agenda,
Or a product you have to buy,
A miracle drug on the market,
MSM promoting one more lie.

You can simply put up with it,
Or be smart & do as I’ve done,
Find yourself some quiet spot,
A refuge where you can run.

Turn off TV, radio & cell phone,
Give your heart & mind a break,
Going on without any refueling,
Will surely be your big mistake.

Take some time with the Lord,
Let His word fill you with peace,
Close the door to your closet,
So worldly confusion will cease.

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Quirky Bill — World’s Weirdest Wickedest Weasel


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Uh-oh, V, watch out! It looks like there is a new alliteration expert in town, and he is serious about exposing the truth about a lot of things, beginning with this!

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Quirky Bill — What? So I Added Too Much Coffee!


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Come on, you caffeine freaks! Admit it! You love the buzz! And now with the ubiquity of espresso machines and darker, richer coffee, oh man! Hey, but I love galagos, a.k.a. bush babies! How about you? And a galago on a buzz? Yikes!

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Quirky Bill — Pinocchio, Democrats and the Lying Donkey


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Wow! Imagine that! Now is this not the strangest coincidence, or what?! Different experiences, but the very same end result! Am I on to something?

The truth has been in front of our eyes all along. Even Walt Disney apparently knew and tried to drop us a hint. 🙂

Seriously. Those deceptive Democrats should just listen to the Spirit of God and tell the truth, just as Pinocchio should have listened to Jiminy Cricket and kept himself out of all of that trouble.

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Quirky Bill — Online Tech Support


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Seriously. Trying to get quality tech support from some companies and developers can really be challenging and quite frustrating, can’t it? Once you’ve purchased their product or service, and they’ve got your money, oh boy oh boy! They have built up such a tall wall around themselves comprised of annoying response bots, that it is next to impossible to speak with a REAL person. How aggravating!

That’s why you need to keep pestering them with email after email, and phone call after phone call, until they finally respond to your questions and provide you with the service that you deserve. Don’t become disappointed and give in, because that is EXACTLY what some of those high and mighty tech people want you to do. Fight on!

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Quirky Bill — New English Verbiage graphic 02


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

I don’t think this graphic really requires an explanation, does it? I just thought that I would invent a new Latin phrase for a bread heel, even if it is stupid and ridiculous, and even if it isn’t really Latin. 🙂

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Quirky Bill — Just Give Me a Keyboard!


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Sometimes it can be REALLY hard to get people to interact with your posts. Well, here is one gal who is more than eager to participate. In fact, she is just DYING to become involved! Are you following her yet? 🙂

TALK ABOUT DEDICATION! — Wow! Now THAT is what I call being eager to participate! What a great addition she’d make to our community here. Well … except for the stench, and that nasty habit of always wanting to eat human flesh. Maybe we can keep a cage full of Democrats for her. Whaddaya think?

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Quirky Bill — I’m Just Waiting for the Day


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

While I am joking about it here, this is no laughing matter. These profile impersonators can be downright deceptive dangerous, even conning you out of money if you are not careful. At the very least, depending on what kind of content they post in your name, it can leave you very embarrassed!

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Quirky Bill — How to Reduce Number of Dinner Guests


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

As many of my online friends know, I love cats. I have “owned” a number of them throughout my life. In fact, right now I “own” two cats as well named Polo and Eljio. They were both born under my bed to two different mothers in late summer 2021.

One thing which you quickly learn about cats is that they are very independent, stubborn, insistent, persistent, and they have a mind of their own. They do as they please, and they GO where they please as well. Eventually, that may even include mounting the counter tops where you prepare your meals, no matter how hard you try to train them not to do it.

The end result? Eventually, you are occasionally going to find a cat hair in your food. Disgusting? Yeah, I guess; but that’s life with a cat. But with that thought in mind, today I got a bit silly and decided to turn it into a new graphic. Anyway, if you are also a cat owner, I hope you can appreciate my humor in this new meme. If not, sue me already!

What kind of demented mind invents this kind of crazy stuff? In fact, he is so crazy, that he even thinks that this meme is funny! What do YOU think? Should he be committed . . . . . or should we just let him go on believing that he is truly funny?

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Quirky Bill — Hair on Screen


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Seriously! I REALLY find it annoying! Will you PLEASE get that hair off of there! THANKS!

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Quirky Bill — Disconnected Computer Joke


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

SHOULD WE EVEN BOTHER TO TELL THE OLD GEEZER?

Sometimes, the solutions to life’s problems are very simple, but in our impatience, we tend to over- look them.

“It will be so easy for you, Grandpa. You will learn to use it in no time at all so we can video chat” they insisted. Bah, hambug! Why doesn’t that darn thing even work?!

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Quirky Bill — Democrats Change Name to Bolsheviks


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

HERE’S A GREAT PROPOSAL! — Seriously. Every time I hear a Democratic politician or some other liberal/progressive speak, talk about their particular position, make demands, shout in the street, engage in violence, and do all of the other things that they like to do, I think to myself, “Wow! They sound just like the Marxists … the Socialists … and Vladimir Lenin and his Bolsheviks. They too were unhappy with the government of Tsar Nicholas II, and rioted in the streets of Petrograd during the February Revolution of 1917 — which resulted in the abdication of Nicholas II — followed by the October Revolution that same year — which resulted in the overthrow of the Russian Provisional Government which came into power following Nicholas II’s abdication.

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Quirky Bill — Beware of Culicidae Zelenskyy


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

BONUS: Listen to my 2023 original song “Ukraine Rain” here:

https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/ukraine-rain.html

Culicidae Zelenskyy – Native to the east European country of Ukraine, this member of the mosquito family has a rather unusual diet. Rather than feed on the blood of mammals, or on various plant nectars, this parasite survives by sucking up vast quantities of money, particularly dollars from the USA.

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Quirky Bill — Bernie, Batman and Joker


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill #Poem

To see other poems related to this one, and to listen to the actual song, go to:

https://www.billkochman.com/Poetry/index.html#Humorous-Funny

I really don’t participate in all of the Bernie memes, mainly because I don’t believe in ridiculing people just because they embrace views which are different from my own.

However, I saw this graphic on my Facebook friend’s timeline. So, I got a sudden inspiration, started joking around, and I ended up composing the following silly poem. My friend complimented me, apparently appreciating my humor and sarcasm. So, I decided to share the poem with all of my friends here. Thus, here you go.

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Quirky Bill — New English Verbiage graphic 01


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Some words should definitely be included in the English dictionary. For some odd reason, this one was overlooked. Isn’t it time to correct the error?

Allow me to provide you with a clear example of how these verbs are used in a sentence:

“A live fly can buzz, but a dead fly buzzn’t”

Any questions?

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Quirky Bill — Adventures at the Dentist’s Office


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Humor #Humorous #Funny #QuirkyBill

Now THIS guy has got the right idea! Why endure decades of tooth decay, pain, sleepless nights, headaches, nauseated stomach, crying your eyes, out, etc., when you can just end all the suffering once and for all!

Yessirree, just be brave and have your friendly dentist pull out all of them suckers and get it over with, and live the rest of your life free of dental pain. I did!

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SHAMEFUL NATION! — a poem and song by Bill Kochman


Posted on August 11, 2024 by Bill Kochman

#Poetry #Poem

SHAMEFUL NATION!

by Bill Kochman

08-10-2024

Even tho you vote this year,
Yet still I must shed a tear.
For I see a nation in decline.
She forsook God’s true vine.

Yes, she went her own way,
She grows worse every day.
Just ignoring His holy Word,
As if she hadn’t even heard.

Her sins are before His face,
She is now one big disgrace.
Tho warned she won’t repent,
She hates the ones God sent.

Passing many ungodly rules,
Not seeing they are the fools.
For tho God’s mercy is great,
They’re headed for a sad fate.

When it will come I can’t say,
Wake up now and begin to pray.
Forsake the things He abhors,
Or face the wrath God pours.

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What Would Be an Awkward Moment for You?


Posted on August 9, 2024 by Bill Kochman

This is just a fun post. I am curious to see how many of my online friends will actually respond to it. Go ahead! You go first …. or second …. or third …. or ….

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