#Poetry #Poem
THE PLAN
by Bill Kochman
06-03-2018
Our church is so dead, we need a plan,
So give me some new ideas, if you can.
Well, let’s talk about everything but sin,
Then some new churchgoers we will win.
Maybe if some strobe lights we can offer,
They will all come and fill up our coffer.
While we’re at it, let’s crack a few jokes,
After all, we gotta loosen up those folks.
And don’t forget musicians for the crowd,
Even hard rock music should be allowed.
But no Bible, let’s sell our books instead,
We need cash, our church is in the red.
Let’s be real liberal and marry the gays,
It’s a new century, so we need new ways.
Great ideas guys, this will all work fine,
Has your church stepped so out of line?
