#Poetry #Poem
THOSE FACEBOOK CRAZIES
by Bill Kochman
09-16-2024
If you want to have crazy faith,
Then just give Facebook a shot,
Because some brethren there,
Believe in all kinds of stupid rot.
They claim that the Earth is flat,
And that no other planets exist.
The Sun & Moon are just lights,
How is that for an insane twist?
Israel is really found in America,
In Florida is the Garden of Eden,
Man, I have to stop and wonder,
What are those people readin’?
Gopher wood is only in Florida,
So there Noah built his big Ark,
And beware of COVID vaccines,
They say it’s the evil 666 Mark.
Now False Prophet is the pope,
They claim Obama is the Beast,
Yes, those poor misguided folks,
Dine on quite a deceptive feast.
Concerning the return of Jesus,
Every week there is a new date,
Their false prophets keep busy,
Constantly casting out new bait.
Sometimes I want to help them,
But they often pay me no heed,
A strong dose of discernment,
Is what they desperately need.
Believing they’ve got the truth,
If you disagree you are so blind,
They simply do not understand,
Satan’s got them in his sly bind.
But perhaps the very worst part,
Is they make us all look like fools,
How can we win others to Jesus,
When those folks are such tools?
Well now I could surely continue,
Sharing lots of other crazy stuff,
But this poem is already so long,
So I suppose I have said enough.
