ANSI Geek Freak
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ANSI GEEK FREAK

by Bill Kochman

10-07-2026

Yeah, I'm geeking out on the ANSI code,
Oh man, my board's a total visual load.
They say I'm crazy 'cause I get excited,
Check me out dudes, you're all invited.

I've been a BBS SysOp since back in '93,
Tho I take it down, it won't let me be.
So sooner or later my board is up again,
When I'll get an itch I never know when.

I tell myself "Yeah, BBSing is now dead,
Suddenly crazy thoughts enter my head.
"You need to stop this clowning around,
Why in the world did you take it down?"

So there I go getting BBSing fever anew,
Man it's more contagious than even a flu.
Fool that I be, I start tinkering about.
Wondering how my ANSI is gonna turn out.

But hey it's such fun making this stuff,
I doubt I will actually ever get enough.
I'm never gonna stop, you got that bud?
Till they drop me six feet under the mud.

So there is my story with a bit of humor,
It's really all true and not just a rumor,
And now that I've told you I must confess,
I truly hope you'll visit Armageddon BBS.

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Article: "Death: Final Battle, Final Victory!":

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Article: "Alien Life, Extrasolar Planets and Universal Atonement":

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Article: "The Nibiru Planet X Wormwood Controversy":

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Article: "Comet Elenin, Hercolubus, Nibiru, and Planet X":

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Article: "Nature of the Alien: ETs, Demons or a Government Plot?":

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Article: "Our Expanding Universe -- Einstein, Hubble, Dark Energy and God":

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Article: "The Dinosaur Dilemma and Modern Science":

https://www.billkochman.com/Articles/dinosr-1.html

Article: "Adaptation, EVILution and the Six Days of Genesis":

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Article: "The Manipulation of Time and Space: Goal of the Beast?":

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Article: "The Earth is Under Seven Thousand Years Old!":

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Article: "Is Science Better Than the Bible?":

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Article: "Keeping Things in the Proper Perspective":

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Article: "The Wisdom of God Versus the Philosophy of Men":

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"Wisdom of God's Spirit" KJV Bible Verse List:

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