#Poetry #Poem
BATHROOM BRAWL
by Bill Kochman
11-21-2023
In the men’s room,
There was a brawl,
We all placed bets,
Just who would fall.
Some were so sure,
Tubby on the right,
Had the best moves,
He’d win that fight.
But others said nay,
Tubby two was slick,
Bouncing his blubber,
He’s the better pick.
Now if you wonder,
How they got there,
It all suddenly began,
With a little square.
Sitting on the john,
When the TP ran out,
Is what the squabble,
Was simply all about.
Only one piece left,
Alas 2 butts to clean,
Thus they were being,
So awfully darn mean.
But I had seen enough,
So I then left the room,
So I really don’t know,
Who met their doom.
