#Poetry #Poem
COW PADDIES
by Bill Kochman
04-14-2023
We all know bovine excrement,
Is not really just some accident.
So if our cows eat some grass,
It will soon come out their a__.
The mechanism isn’t strange.
As cows wander on the range.
Cow patties are everywhere,
Watch your step! Oh beware!
Climate change is from cows?
Can you please tell me how?
37% of methane is quite a lot,
Is it true or just some silly rot?
Blame cows not human beings,
Is that not what we’re seeing?
Oh poor cows, sorry my dears,
Now don’t shed too many tears.
Keep farting and pass that gas,
So do you find my poem crass?
