#Poetry #Poem
DEAR WIFE
by Bill Kochman
01-17-2023
If you want to wear the pants,
Go ahead, I’ll give you a chance.
Will you please go repair the car,
Something’s broke, it won’t go far.
There is a leak under the sink,
It makes the bathroom really stink.
The grass has grown long this year,
Go out and mow the lawn, my dear.
While you’re at it paint that room,
It is really looking rather gloom.
Our dryer has suddenly broken down,
You will find the part, in downtown.
Now the toilet just refuses to flush,
Hurry now love, you need to rush.
Little Johnny wants to play ball,
Do you know about the sport at all?
So many things that dads must do,
Please let me know when you’re thru.
