Now as you know it is a well established fact,
Artificial things were made by a human hand,
From a kid’s ball, to a nice house or fancy car,
This is something we all perfectly understand.
To believe that such things made themselves,
Would obviously be quite ridiculous it is true,
Yet if we should decide to take this up a notch,
We discover some people are missing a screw.
They have no problem with man-made things,
Yet yell when it comes to things made by God,
Trying to prove that it was a cosmic accident,
Man, I just really find those unbelievers so odd.
Every artificial thing had a designer & creator,
Planets, moons, stars & galaxies are the same,
Saying one had a creator but the other did not,
Would quite frankly be just completely insane.
Yet this is the deception that’s been promoted,
And which is being taught in all public schools,
Denying God’s existence and teaching science,
But the Holy Bible states that they are all fools.
It is sad indeed when they rob God of His glory,
Replacing truth with thoughts from their mind,
Yet one of these days in the Lord’s chosen time,
It will be shown that they’re brainless and blind.
So I went food shopping the other day,
Got my stuff and then went up to pay.
Afterwards I thot my total seemed high,
But I didn’t even bother to ask ‘em why.
Now later in the day it bothered me still,
Yet I did not look at that expensive bill.
Then during the night as I lay in my bed,
Thoughts of that total yet filled my head.
So I got out of bed and went to the trash,
To find out what happened to my cash.
I got the receipt & examined each thing,
Man oh man, it just didn’t make me sing!
Hershey’s kisses are my pleasure in life,
But why so more expensive than a wife?
Let me tell you dude, it just really sucks,
It was a two-pound bag for twenty bucks!
When I saw it I nearly went thru the roof,
Now how can I satisfy my sweet tooth?
I don’t shop often so well I bought three,
As you can imagine, I am feeling misery.
At this point I am not certain what to do,
Are my kisses eating days sadly through?
I deserve to have my one sweet pleasure,
Even if I truly spend beyond my measure.
I am an old man, my days are soon done,
So I’ll just keep on having my kisses fun.
