Some TV execs think they’re gods,
They don’t care what viewers think,
So they’ll cancel some great show,
Even tho it may cause a huge stink.
They look closely at the numbers,
Is it really earning a good profit,
But if that show is not a cash cow,
Well, adios, they will simply off it.
So it is for this reason we all know,
TV shows may come to an abrupt end,
They care about earning big bucks,
So why should we even try to pretend?
Yes, suddenly and disappointingly,
Our fave show could bite the dust,
No matter how invested we may be,
It could still belly up and then bust.
And so such is life for the TV addict,
It may be one letdown after another,
Thus I must ask you with all sincerity,
Friend, why do you really even bother?
The month of Halloween has finally arrived,
When children dress like monsters and such,
But know that if you’re a servant of the Lord,
All Hallows Eve you shouldn’t dare to touch.
Now why would it even be wrong to celebrate,
In the world they claim it’s simply a night of fun,
But slaves of darkness esteem it as a holy day,
When vile, ungodly things are said to be done.
Steeped in the rites of the ancient Celtic religion,
Communion with the dead took place this night,
But the Scriptures make clear it’s forbidden to do,
In this our Father in Heaven doesn’t take delight.
Likewise head-hunting & even human sacrifices,
Were a core practice of Celtic life many years ago,
Druid priests were officiants of their pagan faith,
They were intellectuals who actually ran the show.
Lighting bonfires and wearing costumes & masks,
Were also a central part of the ancient celebration,
Children played pranks hoping to get food or coins,
But those people engaged in dangerous divination.
The Wiccans today celebrate the eve of Halloween,
To them it’s the most important festival of eight in all,
But to Wiccans the night is referred to as Samhain,
And they worship nature but to God never even call.
Yet worshipping the creation more than the Creator,
Is also strictly forbidden if one reads God’s holy book,
They made false gods out of what are really no gods,
While the true God of Heaven they actually forsook.
These are some reasons why Christians should reject,
And have nothing to do with this late October night,
The Bible warns us to flee from the works of darkness,
I hope that you will pray, and then do what is so right.
Well just look at the pols,
It is all simply tit for tat,
Something is not right,
I think I smell a dirty rat.
Well, the left claims this,
While the right says that,
So much like a magician,
With a rabbit in his hat.
Let’s be perfectly clear,
GovGuam is way too fat,
But as for that pari, pari,
It’s really one dug-in cat.
EXPLANATION: On the island of Guam, “pari pari” is the local Chamorro phrase which signifies political nepotism, or a GovGuam employee who hires other family members or close friends as a favor to them. The phrase “pari pari” is derived from the Chamorro word “kumpaire” which refers to a grandfather. In turn, “kumpaire” is derived from the Spanish word “compadre” which means the same thing.
It’s called Trump Derangement Syndrome,
Yes indeed, what a very terrible disease,
Once that wicked thing gets a hold of you,
It’s surely worse than some dog with fleas.
It burrows rather deeply within your mind,
Until it fully controls every single thought,
Then suddenly before you even realize it,
You’re spewing forth all kinds of liberal rot.
The minute you hear that forbidden name,
Like Pavlov’s dog you become activated,
Regardless of what the President may say,
It reminds you of everything you’ve hated.
TDS behaves very much like a mental filter,
What you heard is not even what was said,
Because it distorts everything around you,
My friend, it totally messes with your head.
Squawking like some African Gray parrot,
All you simply do is repeat your party’s line,
You are just their mindless, obedient robot,
Programmed according to their own design.
So sure, go ahead scream, whine and rant,
And make a darn fool of yourself if you will,
But know that as far as we are concerned,
You are really just another Democratic shill.
